5:55 AM - "Mom! Mom! You have to call now! They have these great knives, better than the ones we have! They can even cut through bones! The guy on TV said so! We can get a 25 piece set! Mom! Mom! They can cut through bones! Can we get them? We have to call now!"
Please, someone, teach Caleb the fine art of sleeping in on Saturday mornings! Or at least teach him how to whisper and tip toe (and listen to the TV on low volume) so he doesn't wake up anyone else!
(And, no, we aren't going to get those knives this morning!)