This is the actual conversation we had over breakfast.
C1: Mom, guess who I'm going to marry?
M: Who, Caleb? Is it Savannah or Hailey?
M: Does she know?
C1: Yeah. I asked her and she said yes.
M: How did you ask her?
C1: We were in handwriting and I said, "Will you marry me?" and she said yes.
M: That's really nice, Caleb. Hailey is a nice girl.
C2: (whining) But I want to marry my brother.
M: Camille, you can marry another boy. You can't marry your brother.
C2: I'm not going to marry anyone except my brother. So there!
There you have it!